Oldie Haikus...

Ode to Wheezy's Cat
Beaches were latrines
And his baths were spit n lick,
Past tense. Poor Wheezy.
...

(This draft panned by gnomes:
 insensitive to cat-lovers,
apparently. Sheesh.)

Ode to Wheezy's Cat, II.
 
Wheezy's sofa bud
Went out of world of hurt
Her heart, into it.
-Wilbrodog-

P.S.
Orders of haikus
Require biscuits, glass of praise
From demanding gnomes.

-Wilbrodog, now travelling the Internet-