Wednesday, January 25, 2012

When Haiku Burns

O wee sleekit mouse!
catch the moments as they fly
and work ye mischief.

Before the morn, mouse
I maun rin and chase thee for gnomes
Beastie, you maun gae...

-Wilburnsodog-

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Oldie Haikus 2

Gnomish manicurists
should stick to clipping hedges
Not dog's toe edges.

-Wilbrodogrrrrrrrrrr-

One dog too many
wuz cut here: me, yours truly,
now the walking maimed.

-Wilbrodog-

Oldie Haikus...

Ode to Wheezy's Cat
Beaches were latrines
And his baths were spit n lick,
Past tense. Poor Wheezy.
...

(This draft panned by gnomes:
 insensitive to cat-lovers,
apparently. Sheesh.)

Ode to Wheezy's Cat, II.
 
Wheezy's sofa bud
Went out of world of hurt
Her heart, into it.
-Wilbrodog-

P.S.
Orders of haikus
Require biscuits, glass of praise
From demanding gnomes.

-Wilbrodog, now travelling the Internet-

Tuesday, January 10, 2012