From China, with Love
I.
"We're
the contamination of products general
We've composition vegetable, animal,
and mineral,
We grow on things of import, and we
float down throats hysterical
From Tiananmen to what you chew, in
order categorical;
We're very well polluted, too, with
matter biochemical,
We're full of fertilizer, both the
simple and nitrogenous,
Along with our toxins we're teeming
with a lot o' flus,
With quite tasty crunch from our
styrofoam fill generous,
Melamine's good at rigging our
proteinaceous calculus
We know the cost-cutting ways of
crooks animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable,
animal, and mineral,
We're the contamination of products
general..."
